Viral comedy social video (creator unknown): “Are you looking for the perfect gift for your loved one this Christmas? Then why not try Mamma May-a – Theresa May sings the hits of ABBA!
“I can dance… I can jive… Messing around with your lives… End free movement! Stockpile beans! I am the Dancing Queen!
“Join Theresa as she travels the world, serenading emerging economies!
“Gimme gimme gimme some trade after Brexit! We can lower standards and we’ll deregulate! Gimme gimme gimme some trade after Brexit! Do away with tariffs and we’ll be your best mate!”
From The Last Leg: Following around Tory Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt while playing an annoying comedy tune on a sousaphone… as you do 😉
Even if you're not into politics, this is the funniest thing you'll see today… 😂 #TheMashReport
Posted by BBC Two on Sunday, February 18, 2018
Jonathan Pie tells it like it is about the NHS crisis: “Forgive me if I don’t take your apology seriously… This isn’t an accident, this is the result of a deliberate and ongoing policy.
“If I accidentally step on someone’s foot, I apologise. If I tie them to a bed and snap their feet off with a f**king sledgehammer, the apology might seem a little bit insincere.”
Jonathan Pie: “This country spends millions papering over poverty with flammable cladding”… and it’s a metaphor for Tory ideology
Jonathan Pie on Tory Britain: “This country spends millions on social housing. Not building social housing or making it safe, clean and habitable, but where we spend millions papering over poverty with flammable cladding.”
Is austerity putting lives in danger?
Posted by Jonathan Pie on Sunday, June 18, 2017
“If that isn’t a metaphor for what this government’s ideology has done to our country, I don’t know what is.
“Cladding over poverty, so that posh people simply don’t have to look at it. Not in any way improving poor people’s lives, just ensuring that posh people don’t have to look at shitty houses. Priority #1.
“For an extra £2 you can make each section of cladding fireproof. ‘What’s the fucking point of that?’ Says it all, doesn’t it. Cladding over poverty, a veneer of compassion, a dangerous, sub-standard, least-amount-of-hassle-possible facade, to ensure the rich don’t have to acknowledge the existence or realities of being poor.
“We don’t need to make social housing better, we just need to make it look better. Because then property prices in the area will increase, and that is good for our economy, which is good for everyone… But mainly good for people in nice houses. Read more
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Posted by Gail Ward on Monday, May 15, 2017
This reporter is strong but unstable.
Posted by Jonathan Pie on Sunday, May 7, 2017
Jonathan Pie says: “Even the Tories don’t think we’d be stupid enough to buy ‘Things Can Only Get Better’, cos they just can’t really, can they?”
“In the 24 months that the Tories have had a majority, they called for a public debate on the EU which was fought so appallingly and cynically that we’re now out of the EU. Strong and stable!”
“In 24 months they’ve reneged on virtually every promise they gave to the Scottish people during their referendum, which could finally lead to the eventual collapse of the United Kingdom. Strong and stable!”
“After promising he wouldn’t, Cameron resigns, leaving Theresa May, a Remainer who is now staking her premiership on getting us a Hard Brexit. It’s great to have someone of conviction at the helm, isn’t it? A Government which is currently being investigated for electoral fraud on a massive scale, by multiple police forces covering 29 constituencies. Meaning they’re either incompetent or criminal when it comes to finance. Strong and stable!”