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Welcome to the Comedy section of #StopTheTories Channel. Here you’ll find funny (real) news about the Tories, satirical articles, comedy anti-Tory memes, comedy videos, and comedy tweets.
From indy100: When a Twitter user felt compelled to tell Mhairi Black that they instantly think “lesbian” when they look at her, Mhairi – an openly lesbian woman – fired back:
“Inspiring observational skills you have James. I’m willing to wager that when straight women see you they think nothing at all.”
From Bored Panda: After another cyclist friend was injured by potholes, Wanksy, an artist from Greater Manchester, England, decided to act. He used washable paint to draw penises around potholes in his neighbourhood, and suddenly, they were repaired in 48 hours.
“People will drive over the same pothole and forget about it.
“Suddenly you draw something amusing around it, everyone sees it and it either gets reported or fixed.”
#ToryConf18: Couldn't make it to Conservative Party Conference this week in Birmingham? Here's some of what you…
Posted by Stop The Tories Channel on Wednesday, October 3, 2018
Satire from Daily Squat: Police have investigated a disturbance at Jeremy Hunt’s house after neighbours claim they heard screams of ‘Look what you did to me’ and ‘You fucking ruined me’ from the NHS.
Jeremy Hunt was in what has been described as an ‘abusive relationship’ with the NHS for almost six years.
From Daily Squat: Alan B’Stard has entered himself into the Conservative leadership battle at the last possible moment, according to sources within the Conservative Party. B’Stard, who holds a massive majority in Haltemprice, was one of the rising stars of the Conservative Party in the 1980s before several major scandals halted his progress.
Satire from NewsThump: Britain is right on the brink of feeling sympathy for Theresa May but definitely isn’t actually going to have said feeling.
With the Prime Minister facing a leadership challenge having grabbed the poisoned chalice that is the position of the Brexit Prime Minister and putting up with months of fuckery from bastards ranging from Michael Gove to Boris Johnson, the embattled leader certainly cuts a lonely, sad figure.
“I nearly went ‘aww’ when I saw her on the news earlier,” confessed citizen, Hayley Rice.
“But then someone reminded me of the massive cuts to policing, the hostile environment towards immigrants and the necessary presence of food banks and I quickly snapped out of it and threw a rotten tomato at the telly.
Do you know anyone who would eat this?! 🤔🤢
Posted by Momentum on Wednesday, December 5, 2018
Viral comedy social video (creator unknown): “Are you looking for the perfect gift for your loved one this Christmas? Then why not try Mamma May-a – Theresa May sings the hits of ABBA!
“I can dance… I can jive… Messing around with your lives… End free movement! Stockpile beans! I am the Dancing Queen!
“Join Theresa as she travels the world, serenading emerging economies!
“Gimme gimme gimme some trade after Brexit! We can lower standards and we’ll deregulate! Gimme gimme gimme some trade after Brexit! Do away with tariffs and we’ll be your best mate!”
#abba Tribute by Theresa
Posted by Vote SNP on Friday, October 5, 2018
From The Last Leg: Following around Tory Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt while playing an annoying comedy tune on a sousaphone… as you do 😉
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